O' blessed Harambe, forgive Kumail for his blasphemy. https://t.co/ocUQto7Ate
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) August 23, 2016
Today, in piping-hot celebrity takes:
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/768183422103584768
FYI, he’s talking about stuff like this:
https://twitter.com/Intrsctnldrone/status/768232836524609540
This is not what Harambe would’ve wanted. https://t.co/g2jnUgtDWt
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) August 24, 2016
I’m sorry, kumail, don’t block me bc I actually really like you but pic.twitter.com/MqjbGEwg2f
— Jen Holt (@pupusa) August 23, 2016
Made this after coming to terms with the fact that it's just not SMOD's year. pic.twitter.com/COkDphdoTL
— Brett Taylor ? (@punkasscracker) August 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/markerzak/status/768208600854474752
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/768239580512395265
I'm glad I'm dead. https://t.co/Am1D5V9uMY
— Cecil Harambe (@CecilHarambe) August 24, 2016
It’s totally racist, right?
Right…totally what it is about.
— Brittor (@PopuliAtheist) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/Thorrison/status/768231063856435202
yeah okay bro https://t.co/wQgNk0RjGp
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) August 23, 2016
Yeah that's it man……
— ?Christopher? (@Recon408) August 23, 2016
that's a reach but ok
— jesse hoover (@jesse_hoover) August 23, 2016
Recommended
Nanjiani elaborated for our reading pleasure:
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/768187635214921728
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/768195560100597760
Or maybe people just think you’re being ridiculous.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/768198440371105793
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/768200750858063872
Dude. Get over it.
this is the hottest of takes my eyeballs literally burned up reading this somebody get me some water wow https://t.co/oJqcPrItxT
— Laura (@laurakbarr) August 23, 2016
you're way off man, you're trying too hard on this one
— Tychella ? (@TylerHausen) August 23, 2016
.@kumailn pic.twitter.com/COhak7mTtC
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 24, 2016
*Comes at you* yeah, you're probably right. *nods in agreement. turns around and walks away*
— The Boomerbadook (@Amanda_Kerri) August 23, 2016
comically arrogant.
— RANDAL YANDAL (@yandal_randal) August 23, 2016
Seems like a strange hill to die on.
— Ben McCall (@Aiteeyo) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/WokeCrumbum/status/768226558087528448
I see Kumar's new shtick is bashing hypothetical racism that he invents in his head. https://t.co/76NsbLUxqz
— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) August 24, 2016
And people say I'm too paranoid about SocJus crazy https://t.co/o1J09YUDWP
— Cathy Young (@CathyYoung63) August 23, 2016
"Come at me"
Nahhh. I'll just point and laugh at you. https://t.co/P8ljvlMen2— LaurieAnn ??♂️? (@mooshakins) August 24, 2016
LOL.
This is pseudointellectual nonsense at its best. https://t.co/cGAeS105nJ
— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) August 23, 2016
You're a very gifted comedic actor. You are not necessarily the most gifted analyst of internet memes. https://t.co/XUjq8y8frI
— The Nats Won The World Series (@EsotericCD) August 23, 2016
Bummer.
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