WHOOPS! NY Times Congratulated for Revealing How Often Lefty Judges' Anti-Trump Efforts Ge...
OOF! Laurence Tribe Hilariously SCHOOLED for Selective Memory on ICE Shooting in DESPERATE...
Take the L! DNC Chair Learns the HARD WAY Not to Compare Iranian...
Monday Morning Meme Madness
Dem Ilhan Omar Says She’s ‘Exhausted’ by How Much Taxpayer Money Is Funding...
Dem Chris Murphy Calls ICE Agent’s Self-Defense in Minneapolis a ‘Most Heinous Act...
MS NOW Pushes Fake Narrative That Renee Gold’s Encounter With ICE Agents Was...
'From This Angle' - Hilarious Memes Take on The Minnesota ICE Incident
When Your DA Thinks He's in a Movie: Krasner's 'FAFO' Sunglasses Post Gives...
Brandi Kruse Exposes the Lie: No New 'Invasive Exams' Needed to Keep Girls'...
NYC's New Mayor Suddenly Hates Hamas... After Voters Ignored All the Red Flags
While Iran Bleeds – Hundreds Dead in Brutal Crackdown – American College Activists...
FAFO in Real Time: Man Points 'Gun' (It's His Phone) at Federal Officers,...
Now the Car Was Already MOVING? Ilhan Omar Tries Out a New Lie...
Juan Williams: 'The Record Shows the Big Bump in Premiums Is Due to...

We are the United State of Women, hear us complain, bicker and whine

There’s this summit thing happening today called the United #StateofWomen that is supposedly talking about how far women have come but with a focus on how far we have to go. You know, that traditional leftist nonsense of segregating women from men and pretending we have super special rights because the Constitution spoke specifically about vaginas making a difference with individual liberties.

Advertisement

Pretty sure it’s the XX Amendment, definitely not the XY Amendment because evil men or something. Here is our First Lady making some commercial with other self-important ladies …

Going through the list of speakers for the two-day summit reads a little bit like a Marxist phone book, with Valerie Jarrett, Cecile Richards and other “I am woman hear me roar” types.

Look! Abortion is front and center because women only care about abortion and #reprohealth, whatever that means.

Advertisement

Yes, we need to trust women UNLESS those women are anti-abortion, right Cecile? Did you pass out a pamphlet with updated costs on baby parts after you were done speaking? Asking for a friend.

So should women still try and fire a shotgun from their porches if they feel endangered or does that “pew pew pew” thing only work in certain situations?

Umm … nope.

Anyone understand what this means? Nope, we don’t either.

You hear that? All of you evil people out there discriminating against chicken better knock it off!

Advertisement

Yum, chicken.

Conservative female twitter (is that a thing?) popped up and reminded the #StateofWomen that women are capable to live and succeed without the government and fought back against the idea that abortion somehow defines women’s rights.

https://twitter.com/ObviousInk/status/742728339371241472

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement