This week, President Orator told us that if GOP ideas were a food, they’d be a “stinkburger” or “meanwich.” But according to some kids, those look a lot more like items on their school lunch trays.
Many students fled the school lunch lines after Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign brought misery (and miniature portions) to lunchrooms around the country. Others weren’t so lucky.
https://twitter.com/madison_bijold/status/451767307279142912
https://twitter.com/narrysnight/status/451563894419382273
But “crusty ass broccoli” sounds so appetizing. Perhaps it could be paired with … this?
https://twitter.com/Ssssarahv/status/451405126528663552
@kd_hull @Ssssarahv worst lunch ive ever had
— Bryton Daniels (@BrytonDaniels) April 2, 2014
https://twitter.com/JRob_2k15/status/451417107264065536
You call this a fucking "lunch"? @BarackObama @MichelleObama pic.twitter.com/jsKW70A1xw
— Tanner ? (@Twiillss) March 31, 2014
https://twitter.com/Allie_40_5/status/451814843268726784
@MichelleObama so this is the "healthy school lunch"… pic.twitter.com/qgxL5ez9zh
— Tyler Clements (@TylerClements6) April 3, 2014
Thank you Michelle Obama for being a health freak and making our school lunch even worse than it already was
— tag (@_caitlintagner) March 17, 2014
All we get for lunch today. Thank you Michelle Obama pic.twitter.com/1rACNXM9aP
— Brady Justice (@BradyJustice2) March 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/awildBUCK/status/450657403118559232
https://twitter.com/h_mae15/status/450458659135295489
Michelle Obama needs to fix our shitty school lunch
— Devon Divine (@Ddivine13) April 1, 2014
https://twitter.com/admqueen_/status/435252484249227265
FLOTUS isn’t winning the mom stamp of approval either:
@MichelleObama my school lunch while eating with my daughter. Only other choice was a scoop of salad. This is sad! pic.twitter.com/5iPvg2nsAa
— Megan Howell (@Howelady) March 14, 2014
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