Speculation is running high as to who the next Pope will be. But in todayβs meme culture some parody video makers think itβs time for a red-blooded American from the line of MAGA to head the Church. Itβs time for Pope Donald John I.
Hereβs a hilarious sneak preview. (WATCH)
POPE TRUMP π pic.twitter.com/PIbi0iCY6H
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
πππ I can hear the heads exploding πππ
β Tammie McDonald (@TammieMcDonal17) May 3, 2025
They ARE on Reddit! π€£
β Holly Yeary (@fallyflott) May 3, 2025
Ah, who cares what Redditors think? We donβt.
There will still be doves of peace, but Pope Donald will soar in style on a bird thatβs more patriotic than papal - appropriately called Pope Force One. Commenters love it!
F*** yea, flying with an eagle sounds right AF π€£
β Sonic (@uncensoredsonic) May 3, 2025
Ride of the Divine Don π
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
That's exactly how he'd do it if he were pope π
β Jan Morgan (@JanMorg42690330) May 3, 2025
And on thee 8th day... he mounted the Eagle π
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
Posters say even one of Trumpβs most infamous Hollywood haters will have no choice but to bow before the newly Conclave-chosen Pope Donald John I.
The Elon Musk part. π
β SMX πΊπΈ (@iam_smx) May 3, 2025
I'm dead π€£π€£π€£π€£ pic.twitter.com/tjnpWXOnX7
β Esme Austin (@meo64) May 3, 2025
The De Niro part gets me every timeπ
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
Yeah, and that, kissing Trump's ring. π
β SMX πΊπΈ (@iam_smx) May 3, 2025
Commenters say Pope Donald will even drive out the spirits of confusion, not with his Mitre but a different hat. βThe power of MAGA compels you! Be gone!β
LOL! pic.twitter.com/nciq4BqL30
β SSJGod.eth (@aliengalaxyeth) May 3, 2025
The exorcism of they/them π
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
Time for a Jasmine/Bernie/AOC exorcism π€£
β Jeff Cook (@HillbillySaid) May 3, 2025
The golden super soaker and the MAGA HAT exorcism β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ pic.twitter.com/DSyG7zNShk
β KelRay (@KelRay9000) May 3, 2025
Posters say they know exactly where the Supersoaker of Antioch (that's Antioch, Tennessee, by the way) needs to be aimed.
Congress need Holy Water
β Nontje (@nontjenancy) May 3, 2025
D*****, I should've had him super soaking them! π
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
βIt burns us! It burns!β
Commenters say Pope Trump has emerged from a baptism of fire in Washington, D.C., and been pulled from the cleansing waters of the Potomac - all the signs are there.
Trump was baptized in Patriotism πΊπΈ
β Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
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β FreakySquid2 (@FreakySquid69) May 3, 2025
β The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 3, 2025
β Kasdale common sense source of truth reality (@KaspaShaw77340) May 3, 2025
Of course, this is all said in jest, or is it? We guess weβll know if we soon see orange smoke arising from Vatican City, followed by a patriotic plume of red, white, and blue.