Rachel Maddow Sort of 'Clarifies' Her Reporting on That Tesla Contract Awarded Under...
'HUGELY PROBLEMATIC': Democrat Mark Warner Tells His Party Their Cultural Disconnect Damag...
'Do You Hear Yourselves?' Mother Jones Raises the Alarm That Science Will END...
It's (D)ifferent When They Do It: Dems Once Sang Different Tune When Clinton...
WINNING: DOGE Wins Access to Data at Three Federal Agencies
Here's the RECEIPT! J.D. Vance Was Right About Europe Outlawing Prayer (Including in...
'Trying to Hide Something'? All X Posts From a Certain Former FBI Agent...
Drinking Games: Wannabe Hall Monitor Matt Yglesias Gets DRAGGED for Lame Smear of...
Much Stunning, So Brave! Sheryl Crow Dumps Her Tesla, Donates to NPR to...
Here's the Big Anti-DOGE Protest Outside a Manhattan Tesla Dealership
NY Times Condemns Trump WH for Denying AP a Right That's 'Enshrined in...
Mollie Hemingway and Others Sink NYT Journo's Attempt to Make JD Vance a...
Take a Bow, Joe! NY Post Reports Biden Set a Record During His...
Sen. Chris Murphy Watched Biden Pardon Family and Friends but Says THIS Is...
Scott Jennings: Trump and Musk Have a Politically Popular Plan with Momentum on...

‘I’m Somebody’s Son, Also!’ Michael Cohen Pleads for Preemptive Pardon Just Like Hunter Biden Got

Fuzzy Chimp

President-Elect Donald Trump’s former attorney, Michael Cohen, fears the ‘orange man’ could have him wearing prison orange again. See, Cohen’s already done three years in prison for breaking several federal laws which he claimed was done at Trump’s direction. Cohen says he’s on Trump’s ‘enemies list’ and is now begging for a preemptive pardon from President Joe Biden just like his son, Hunter Biden, got.

Advertisement

Here’s where reality delivers her slap, (WATCH)

Ouch!

Of course, many commenters are confused by this pandering pardon pleading. Why? Well, back in September Cohen told everyone he was changing his name and fleeing the country if Trump got elected again. Promises, promises!

It’s true! Cohen seems to always wear that same jacket to every cable news panel show.

Yes, the ‘escape the country’ plan is on the back burner apparently, Cohen’s hinging his future freedom on a Biden pardon.

Advertisement

Cohen’s always been a slimy liar, so him breaking his promises is expected.

Many commenters find the idea and practice of preemptive pardons to be highly questionable if not entirely unethical

It’s fun watching all the previous ‘no one’s above the law’ chanters asking for preemptive pardons so they can be above the law. Nice of them to confirm how guilty they are something even though they haven’t been accused or charged with anything yet.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement