The Daily Mail via Dumb as a Blog:

High School students in Florida who don’t want to work in a restaurant or cafe apparently have an option with clear heels and lots of dollar bills.

Emperors Gentleman’s Club and Steakhouse in Riviera Beach recently posted a sign declaring they’re ‘now hiring the class of 2012’, according to a picture posted to the social news website Reddit.

When reached on the phone, an employee at the strip club told Broward New Times that the sign was ‘more or less a joke,’ though the club is in fact seeking applications.

Go read the rest.

What? You thought there were going to be pictures of strippers? We’re not that kind of website! *flounces away*