WBZ Boston via Drink Your Kool Aid:

Maureen McCloskey has been voting for years without any problems.

She didn’t expect anything unusual Tuesday, until she learned she wasn’t on the list of registered voters.

“The warden, she looks at me and she says ‘Oh, you died,” McCloskey told WBZ NewsRadio 1030 Wednesday.

“They put me on the ‘deceased’ list.”

No plan on moving to Chicago.

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