<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>Twitchy</title><link>https://twitchy.com/us-politics/feed/</link><description>Twitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary &amp;amp; Current Events</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 12:47:14 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>‘Where’s Talarico?’ Nowhere to Be Seen: Paxton Says He’s Been Off the Texas Trail for 11 Days</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Ken Paxton says&amp;nbsp;James Talarico is nowhere to be found. What!?]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 12:15:26 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/280/99f4ec19-a52b-48be-8f02-6834d14b34c3-650x0.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/07/talarico-is-missing-n2433047</link></item><item><title>Joe Scarborough Wants Media Scrutinizing Trump's Mental Acuity Like They Did With Biden</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[In March of 2024, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough claimed that Joe Biden was more than capable of running for, and serving, a second term in the White House. As a matter of fact, Scarborough said America was seeing the "best Biden ever" intellectually and analytically:&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 11:30:20 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/208/c231de51-bc81-471f-9e8a-a172d29469c3.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/07/joe-scarborough-wants-media-scrutinizing-trumps-mental-acuity-like-they-did-with-biden-n2433045</link></item><item><title>Prof Called Antisemitism a ‘Zionist Witch Hunt': He Got Charged With Jew Hate From Fake MAGA Account</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[This is some Jussie Smollett kind of nonsense. Buckle up for this one.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 11:18:55 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/99/7979cd0d-d986-4266-ab90-787bb16c143c.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/07/haverford-professor-arrested-for-pretending-to-be-maga-harass-colleague-n2433046</link></item><item><title>'Oct. 7 Was Bad, BUT ...': Zohran Mamdani Gets DRAGGED for His 10/7 Anniversary Post</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[With New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani, it is very clear that insulting America and the West is the point.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 11:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/267/3c34cc76-f62f-47e2-ac9a-5cdbe35dfc62.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/07/oct-7-was-bad-but-zohran-mamdani-gets-dragged-for-his-107-anniversary-post-n2433042</link></item><item><title>More Than 40 Democrats Sign a Letter That Only Proves They're Liars, Stupid, or Both</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Yesterday, social media was full of Democrats lying about what President Trump said about Iran, nuclear weapons, gas prices, and California.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 10:15:06 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/179/9c1bcc9d-8caa-417d-952b-aebe5662a305.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/07/more-than-40-democrats-sign-a-letter-proving-theyre-liars-stupid-or-both-n2433043</link></item><item><title>United Lets Oct. 7 ‘Resistance’ Pilot Back in Cockpit, and His Fellow Pilots Don't Trust Him Alone</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[If you are booking a flight on United Air, maybe you should think twice. This is the caliber of people they have flying your planes.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 10:05:53 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/273/18fe3380-e1f4-4675-93cb-dacc3bce0bee.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/07/united-airline-pilot-returned-to-fly-still-posting-anti-israel-statement-n2433044</link></item><item><title>Pipe DOWN, Bestie! MI Dem Abdul El-Sayed Tells Hasan Piker to Shut Up Until After the Election </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[First of all, the fact that Abdul El-Sayed will probably win this Michigan race is disgusting and indicative of a larger problem in this country. Michigan used to be this midwestern hub of Americanism.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 09:43:30 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/261/70b1626e-4d5f-4863-a0ac-fb3498b6b1b6.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/07/abdul-el-sayed-tells-hasan-piker-to-be-quiet-n2433041</link></item><item><title>Even His Own Party Hates Him: Susan Collins BURIES Troy Jackson in ME Debate With One Question</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[All conservatives wish that Maine Republican Senator Susan Collins leaned more to the right, but the fact is that Collins represents a purple state and has survived in Washington so long by being a moderate. In a time when communists are openly seizing control of the Democrat Party, the moderate Republican will obviously and always be the better choice.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 09:30:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/276/04fe9d34-6b80-4ad6-ad3e-9447bc55bf55.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/07/even-his-own-party-hates-him-susan-collins-buries-troy-jackson-in-me-debate-with-one-question-n2433035</link></item><item><title>‘It Can’t Happen Soon Enough’: Army Sets Dec. 3 Firing Squad for Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The acting secretary of the Army has announced the official date Nidal Hasan will face the firing squad. Hasan will die on December 3 at Fort Hood, Texas. Hopefully, they are way better at this than the people who were managing the Christa Pike death penalty in Tennessee.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 09:11:19 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2015/29/dfa7600f-97b4-4164-a33d-b7930b323e31.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/07/nidal-hasan-firing-squad-n2433040</link></item><item><title>Chris Murphy Gets Reality Checked After Whining About 'Unprecedented' Denial in the Middle East</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[As we told you yesterday, Sen. Chris Murphy took a self-congratulatory trip to the Middle East and praised himself as "the first Democrat to be in the region since the war began." &amp;nbsp;Murphy said he was in the area "to view war damage, talk to our partners about the impact of the war, and meet with those who are working to end the conflict."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 08:39:42 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/83/c5c9991d-edf0-4653-9eca-727aa40515c9.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/07/chris-murphy-gets-reality-checked-after-whining-about-unprecedented-denial-in-the-middle-east-n2433037</link></item><item><title>October 7 Special: Under Gaza - Erin Molan Exposes Hamas Terror Tunnels</title><description>Salem Media's Erin Molan went deep beneath Gaza into a Hamas tunnel near the Israeli border, one the IDF only discovered eight months ago.

Commanders' living quarters. Blast doors. Weapons storage. Tunnels running under the homes, schools, and hospitals of civilians above.

The same network where hostages were held, some for more than a year. And IDF commanders say they've barely scratched the surface.</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 08:07:04 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Twitchy Video]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/video/brid/2840647_sd_6ac6423e48936_1791377982.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/videos/2026/10/07/october-7-special-under-gaza-erin-molan-exposes-hamas-terror-tunnels-n2433038</link></item><item><title>TWO Navarros Earn a Fresh 'Scott Jennings Face' for Doubling Down on Lies About Trump</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Trump said there were very fine people on both sides in Charlottesville!&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/331/6baeaae3-30b2-4c0c-9b07-d3be3f04316f.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/07/ana-navarro-and-earn-a-fresh-scott-jennings-face-for-doubling-down-on-lies-about-trump-n2433034</link></item><item><title>Exclusive Preview:  Erin Molan Goes Inside Gaza's Terror Tunnels</title><description>Salem Media Group's Erin Molan went deep beneath Gaza into a Hamas tunnel near the Israeli border, one the IDF only discovered eight months ago.

Commanders' living quarters. Blast doors. Weapons storage. Tunnels running under the homes, schools, and hospitals of civilians above.

The same network where hostages were held, some for more than a year. And IDF commanders say they've barely scratched the surface.

The full show drops on the anniversary of October 7th, at 8AM ET on Townhall, The Erin Molan Show on YT, and the Salem News Channel.</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 06:16:04 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Twitchy Video]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/video/brid/2840539_sd_6ac61b9e58a5f_1791368094.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/videos/2026/10/07/exclusive-preview-erin-molan-goes-inside-gazas-terror-tunnels-n2433036</link></item><item><title>Clap Trap: Kamala Harris Begs for Applause After Joke Doesn’t Pan Out During CA Campaign Event</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris has been cackling up and down the campaign trail for her fellow Democrats. Early this week, she was in California to ‘help’ Dr. Richard Pan in his race to unseat Republican Kevin Kiley. That’s where she had a classic Kamala moment while stumping for Pan.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 21:50:56 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2025/212/24ea96ae-7982-4cf4-9189-4bd6f49e9269.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/10/06/kamala-wonders-where-applause-after-delivering-a-killer-line-bursts-into-cackling-dr-richard-pan-n2433031</link></item><item><title>Scott Jennings Brings Receipts After CNN Dems Deny Party's Pushing ‘Election Rigging’ Narrative</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Republican commentator Scott Jennings is feeling justified. On Monday’s CNN NewsNight, he pointed out the hypocrisy of Democrats claiming Trump is causing doubt in our elections when Democrats have been saying Republicans are going to rig and steal the upcoming midterm elections for months. Democrat adviser Neera Tanden acted incredulous towards the news.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 21:00:28 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/195/00342085-900f-4cab-8ca7-03436bbd48ad.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/10/06/scott-jennings-dems-saying-trump-gop-rigging-stealing-elections-democrats-in-the-room-n2433030</link></item><item><title>The Athletic (aka, NYT) Demands the Indiana Fever CUT Sophie Cunningham Over 'Turbulent Takes'</title><description>&lt;![CDATA["Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/222/2135e805-8f00-48f3-90bf-532f5db98bea.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/06/the-athletic-aka-nyt-demands-the-indiana-fever-cut-sophie-cunningham-over-turbulent-views-n2433029</link></item><item><title>'Do Your Friggin' Job, Lady': Superman Offers Some Sound Advice to Screeching Randi Weingarten</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The head of the largest teachers' union in America sounds like a pretty sweet gig. AFT President Randi Weingarten doesn't actually do anything to help students or teachers and gets paid more than half a million dollars a year to do all of that ... nothing.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2022/165/56d17510-b1ab-4632-99fc-42efbeb7015b.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/06/do-your-friggin-job-lady-superman-offers-some-sound-advice-to-screeching-randi-weingarten-n2433025</link></item><item><title>Neera Tanden Goes From Annoyed to Angry to FLIPPED OUT Debating Scott Jennings About Socialist Dems</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Scott Jennings put a simple question to former Biden aide Neera Tanden: in today’s Democrat Party, is socialism more in fashion than capitalism? He even offered her the short version and told her she could just say yes.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 16:30:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/179/85f1404d-7518-47e6-8b9f-f14e9a456b42.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/06/scott-jennings-neera-tanden-n2433013</link></item><item><title>Listen: You Can HEAR Greg Gutfeld Laugh at Jessica Tarlov Insisting Polls Spell TROUBLE for Trump</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Jessica Tarlov is treating a stack of midterm polls like a history lesson, arguing that President Trump has sunk to a level of unpopularity Republicans have not seen since Herbert Hoover.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:30:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/132/5980f0dc-a065-4a66-a624-f28c615a37a4.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/06/jesse-watters-greg-gutfeld-tarlov-polls-watch-n2433014</link></item><item><title>AY-YI-YI: CA Latino Voters Ain't PLAYIN' With Xavier Becerra and EXPOSED Lies About His POOR Dad</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Xavier Becerra has spent the California governor’s race telling voters his parents arrived with $12 in their pockets, the kind of origin story campaigns love to lean on.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:10:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2021/56/69047ac2-ae23-4b5e-b83f-2d26fb56d291.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/06/ca-latino-voters-condemn-xavier-becerra-for-lying-about-his-parents-n2433012</link></item></channel></rss>