Along with unfortunate sales, Chris Brown’s new album, Fortune, continues to get unfortunate reviews.
Chloe Papas, an Australian music critic, gave the album an astonishing “no stars ever” in her review. Papas refers to Fortune as a “catastrophic clusterfuck of an album that shouldn’t appeal to anyone with ears. Or morals.”
— Chloe Papas (@chloepapas) July 31, 2012
Many supportive words are flooding into Papas’ @mentions…
@chloee24 legendary chris brown review
— Damian Brown (@damianbrown) July 31, 2012
— Briley (@Map_Addict) July 31, 2012
— PISTOL (@pistolrock) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 excellent Chris Brown review. Keep up the honest work.
— Shine PR (@ShinePRPhuket) July 31, 2012
— Amanda (@filmvsbook) July 31, 2012
— emily. (@speechlessemily) July 31, 2012
Anyone loving that hilarious, bold and very accurate Chris Brown album review here is the fab Oz journalist who wrote it: @chloee24
— Natalie Edwards (@NatalieBizarre) July 31, 2012
…but the remaining members of Team Breezy (you know, the few that are OK with their lord and master attacking them for letting his album flop) aren’t pleased:
Hi @chloee24, what do you consider the main differences between Chris Brown beating Rihanna and Lindsey Buckingham beating Carol Ann Harris?
— Gavone Prince (@ichlugebullets) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 chris brown's fortune album is amazing! Maybe if u listened 2 the lyrics n not judged the album because of his past u wud see tht!
— ΛĿĪ ツ (@AyyItsAlii) July 31, 2012