Breaking: Mariah Carey is alive, has a new single, and is still refusing to dress her age.

The 42-year-old singer and new American Idol judge is showing off her Jenny Craig-sponsored body in a skin-tight, flesh-baring dress on the cover shot for her new single, “Triumphant (Get ‘Em).”

The cover isn’t the only thing about Mariah’s new single that reeks of desperation. “Triumphant” features Rick Ross and Meek Mill, two of the most overused rappers making music currently.

Way to try to stay relevant, MiMi.

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