General United Airlines is ‘just saying it’s cool if a few kids die’ by dropping the mask mandate; Update: People are celebrating kids’ deaths
General Canadian Karen locks down his account after mask-shaming woman at the airport (in violation of Twitter’s rules?)
COVID-19 WATCH: Florida man kicked off of a United Airlines flight for wearing thong panties as a mask
General President Biden says to look at the bigger picture when you see reports of mass firings and hundreds losing their jobs
US News United Airlines affirms their commitment to training pilots based on sex and race, because those are more important than actual qualifications
US News Things that DIDN’T happen for $200 –> Rep. Eric Swalwell’s tale about United passenger telling him to impeach Trump does not FLY
US News Fly the WOKE skies! United announces new non-binary gender options and the jokes write themselves
Social Media ‘WTF, I love Trump now?!’ President Trump tweets his support for a policy both the Right AND the Left can agree on