toilet paper

Social Media

‘So CLOSE!’ Sean Spicier’s tweets on coronavirus, toilet paper, Gillum, and Biden cause even MORE Lefty implosions and LOL

General

‘The Mossad: Elite Parody Division’ has found a great alternative to toilet paper if your supply is running low [pic]

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Natural Resources Defense Council wants Americans to use scratchier toilet paper to fight climate change

US News

Serial money flusher Bill de Blasio tells NYCers what they should be putting in their toilets

International events

Venezuela rewards soldiers with toilet paper; Bernie Sanders takes notes

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Gross! Builders of Olympic Village not sure how toilet paper works

US News

No justice, No Charmin! Looters steal toilet paper, Pringles, and Oreos to honor Freddie Gray

International events

'Deep doo doo': Venezuela has a toilet paper shortage … again

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‘Socialism: It’s really crappy’: Venezuela faces critical toilet paper shortage

Media

The Smartest Thinkers™ at Vox are very concerned about the danger of questioning ‘verifiable realities such as climate change’

US News

Jen Psaki tries to clarify Joe Biden’s ‘Neanderthal’ slam on GOP govs lifting Covid mandates

US News

Migrants marching on US-Mexico border make bold fashion statement, and people have questions [photos, video]

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‘Take risks but DON’T take risks!’ Staff writer for The Atlantic takes NYT’s job opening for Deputy Op-Editor APART in hilarious thread

Entertainment

‘Totally not an awful precedent’: eBay spox confirms that sellers will no longer be allowed to list any of the six ‘offensive’ Dr. Seuss books

US News

Don’t have time to read 800-page H.R.1? That’s OK. This mega-thread breaks it all down for you

Entertainment

Eagle-eyed blue-check has a brilliant theory about why Donald Trump Jr. is ‘so weirdly’ holding a copy of ‘The Cat in the Hat’ [pics]