Saltwater Bass

General

PETA wants memorial to dead fish. No, really.

Entertainment

AP slobbering all over Lizzo’s ‘good as hell’ GIANT orange floral cape leads to HILARIOUS trolling

Media

CNN pushes new hot talking point about ‘Chinese spy balloons under Trump’ (and look who wrote it)

Social Media

Chelsea Clinton rambling about a NY cab story sets off people’s BS meters in a BIG way

Media

David French shares his BIG ‘debut NYT column’ and LOL it goes even WORSE than we expected

Media

DBag journo’s tweet threatening parents SO nasty Twitter actually locked him (screenshot)

Entertainment

Former Mumford and Sons banjoist Winston Marshall wants everyone to know he retracted his apology

Media

Ted Cruz just needs 1 little word to OWN Secretary of ‘Vacation’ Pete Buttigieg and it’s chef’s kiss