executive actions

General

Here’s a totally new invention: An eco-friendly, hand-powered washing machine that doesn’t use electricity

Media

#FactsFirst? CNN’s chyron writers help guide viewers on how to feel about Donald Trump’s remarks today [screenshot]

Entertainment

So yeah, it’s official… somebody should do a TDS wellness check on Rob Reiner

General

Solid burn: Babylon Bee hits back at Snopes with its own ‘concerning survey’

Media

CNN’s Oliver Darcy wonders how FNC would’ve treated Obama had he called himself ‘the chosen one,’ gets treated to some flashbacks [pics, video]

Media

‘Nana’s cookies are racist’! With the NYT and the 1619 Project’s help, hopefully Americans can atone for the lasting sin of ‘sugar slavery’

US News

‘LMAO’! Emily Zanotti explains why it ‘isn’t special’ that Elizabeth Warren found a doppelganger