The world looked on, horrified, as headlines emerged after New Year’s that Middle Eastern immigrants in Germany were responsible for the sexual assault and rape of hundreds of German women. Instead of the proper backlash, many European communities have responded like this, telling their residents they won’t be harassed or raped if they just simply stay away from violent immigrants.

That’s the take from police in Finland, who released a strange video teaching women that they can avoid rapists by using “The Force.” The video quite literally encourages women to try to use an invisible, non-existent energy to ensure their own physical safety. Sadly, this is not a joke.

Some have been quick to remind us that Finland does not permit its citizens to purchase firearms for reasons of self-defense. If the US had the kind of immigration Finland does right now, maybe things would play out a little differently.

This comes even as some countries prepare to deport a portion of their Middle Eastern immigrants.

Maybe that’s a start, but it’s going to take more than “The Force” to protect the women of Europe.

  • TooFarGone1 ✓NeverTrump

    Finland probably figures: hey, if you believe in socialism, you’ll believe this.

    • DwellsInFire

      I hope Finland supplements their efforts with some clearly displayed “Rape Free Zone” signs. The liberals/socialists still seem to think those work.

      • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

        Put em all along the border. Who needs a fence?

        • Michael the white suburbanite

          Those “refugees” are going to read those signs and think “Free Rape!”

      • truethevote

        How about #dontrapeourgirls?

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Is this really Finland? Use a puukko on them!

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Like this

    • AbsintheMakesMyHeartGrowFonder

      I’m thinking more along the lines of a Sako barreled Moisin-Nagant in 7.62 x 54.

      • 13strigoi

        I prefer a Sako TRG-42 in .338 Lapua.

        • AbsintheMakesMyHeartGrowFonder

          Worksfor me…a nice 12 gauge pump with an extended tube, stoked with no. 4 buck is an excellent deterrent for close up work.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        I prefer up close and personal, but that’s a matter of taste.

        • AbsintheMakesMyHeartGrowFonder

          Up close and personal works for me as well.

    • Porphyry


  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    Oof. The Force?? Really? Who the hell thought that was a great idea?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      The same kind of idiots that liked the “pee on yourself to drive a rapist away” tactic.

    • Jesse-Messy Hammer

      Ohhh, but the last 23 second of the video were even “better”: swatting the guy with her handbag, yeah, that’ll work. If I only had a Twitter-tweeter, I could’ve showed the Finns a movieclip from 1963 of how to really swing a handbag like a deadly weapon…unfortunately, I can’t find even ONE Youtube-clip of “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World” that includes Ethel Merman showing her handbag-ninja skills.

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!


      • Deborah Hallsted

        Well definitely not Ruth Buzzi. aka “Gladys Ormphby”, Laugh In.

    • Deceptitech

      Was his name Anakin?

    • Tim

      She says no, but, her mittens say YES!

  • almarquardt

    I remember when people were tossed in rubber rooms for spouting such delusions.

    Now they’re national leaders.

    I have no words.

  • “z”doesnotmakeplural

    Just named my .357 “The Force”

    • D H

      That’s “Magnum Force”

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        “Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only
        five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost
        track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”

  • unknown

    Don’t they know what The Force is? It “surrounds us, binds us, and penetrates us.”

    • almarquardt

      I will never hear that phrase the same way again.

      • CVN65

        It’s okay; that’s a line from “50 Shades of Gray”.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      It’s also microscopic bacteria, which suggests how it’s transmitted.

      • cc

        aka midichlorians

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      The Force is Moozlim???

      • MoxieLouise1

        I dunno, but I noticed their rapist was portrayed by a pasty blond white man.


    Here’s a preview of America’s future

    • david4041

      . . . if Hillary or Bernie is elected.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    That is pathetic.

  • American

    Settled Science Fiction.

  • LucienCordier

    Stupid Finns. Haven’t they heard of rape whistles and urine?

  • CrystalDawn0603

    Um, what the hell was that?

    • Chevypowered

      Europe falling into the dark abyss…

  • Brenden Ken

    “stay away from the immigrants” used to mean not going to the 3rd World countries. bringing in the rapists makes it impossible to “stay away from the immigrants”.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    So, what the Finnish women supposed to do? Wave their hands slowly and say, “These aren’t the lady parts you’re looking for”?

    • truethevote


  • BlahBlah

    Sadly the end result will be untold backlash and many many people losing their lives once the citizens take matters into their own hands.

    • almarquardt

      I don’t find that sad at all. It’s well past time people understood that their personal safety is their responsibility and no one else’s.

      And if criminals lose their lives over it, I won’t cry about it. In the end it’ll save lives, because people will understand their lives could be forfeit if they try to commit a crime.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    Stay away from immigrants? Then why bring THEM near US?

    • Suzyqpie

      Importing Muslim welfare predators and then build a bureacracy to surveil them is fiscal insanity.

  • Spinmamma

    I thought urinating on oneself and using a whistle were the worst ways to teach women how to avoid rape. It is really, really hard to believe this film is not a put on.

  • Rick Owen

    Well, conservatives and Finland FINALLY have something in common. We too advise women to use the force…

    • Rick Owen

      Magnum force. I’m so glad Finland finally had some common sense and got rid of gun control, so women wouldn’t have to pretend they’ve got Jedi powers or something… that’s what they did, right? ‘Cause if they didn’t, that would be really, really stupid.

  • Russ

    Okay, that was side-splittingly funny. Totally ineffective in practice, but funny.

  • ClydeCrashcup

    And the idiots from the left keep telling us how good it will be if we would just “be more like Europe”. Ya right, I’ll buy that when Obama as a “world leader” becomes believable.

    • NoFanofLibs

      To Obooby supporters:
      “leader” You keep using that word. it does not mean what you think it means.

      • truethevote

        “This is not the leader you’re looking for . . . .”

    • AZfederalist

      BTW, he looks remarkably like my former optometrist

  • CUS

    Gunny has a better idea:

    • AZfederalist

      Now, that is using the Force!

      • Knitwit

        That’s MY kinda force!!! Gotta love my G40.

  • Terry West

    This has got to be a joke, or the most ludicrous thing on the web!!

    • Petrucio14

      I know which way I’m voting if it comes to that.

  • Fingolfin

    I wonder what the reaction would be from the Left if they had said “get on your knees and pray”?

  • The Masked Avatar

    My recommendation for the ladies …

    • Gregor Eisenstein

      Finnish him.

  • alboalt

    Finns be crazy.

    • MoxieLouise1

      They’re depressed. They all have a death wish.

  • Wanderer

    Am I the only one hearing Jabba the Hutt’s mocking laugh (as he tail-gropes scantily clad white women no less)?

  • edbo


  • SteveJ

    Hey, if the Finnish police believes this actually works, then why bother arming the police? Why aren’t the police arresting criminals with nothing more than a stern look and a Force choke maneuver?

    Then again, maybe the Finnish Police don’t trust the Force themselves. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Glock at your side.

    But seriously, has anyone considered the problem that the woman using the Force might fall to the Dark Side? It’s not clear from the video what training she has received. With a potential rapist accosting her, she’s probably fearful. And fear leads to anger, and anger leads to hate, and all that jazz.

    Wait a second? What if the perp is able to use the Force as well? Has anyone considered the devastation that would result from two powerful Force wielders lifting VW Golfs and Opel Astras and flinging them at each other like so many snowballs?

    • AZfederalist

      The jokes just write themselves, don’t they?

  • ohspareme

    All this and our president was kissing muslim @ss today *sigh*

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Mark Steyn, who I respect tremendously, his take on it was absolutely spot on:

    “…Cologne Mayor and “refugee activist” Henriette Reker told the hundred-plus sexually assaulted women of her city that the easiest way to solve the problem is to keep men at “arm’s length”. This may work for Mayor Reker traveling around her fiefdom with a car and security detail, but, alas, out on the streets, men often have longer arms than women, and, when there are more than one of them, you can easily wind up out-armed: “Ich hatte Finger an allen Körperöffnungen,” as one young lady put it. “I had fingers on every orifice.”…”

    If you ever wanted a definitive and alarmingly sober guide on what’s happening in Europe and their muslim invasion, as well as how it portends for us in the future, this guy is a Paul Revere if there ever was a modern incarnation of him.

  • journogal

    Remember, these are the utopias that Leftists want U.S. to emulate.

  • ppolak2

    I agree with Finland that women there should use the force to avoid being raped, that is the force provided by S&W, Glock, Beretta, Colt, Remington, etc…

  • fishydude

    Pepper spray is illegal but assaulting them with a heavy bag is not? Does that mean carrying a sock with a dozen 1″ steel ball bearings in it is also legal?

    • AbsintheMakesMyHeartGrowFonder

      A sock full of One Euro coins would suffice.

      • Michael the white suburbanite

        probably cheaper

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Star Wars Episode Finland: The Farce Awakens

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Did they also suggest reciting “these are not the boobs you are looking for… she can go about her business… move along…”?

  • EndangeredNJRepub

    This is laughably depressing.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    Well if it started here repeatedly en masse that wouldn’t happen to Michelle or their daughters. Though they would never own those awful, nasty gun thingy’s naturally. After all, Potus doesn’t believe they should even be allowed to own one. FOrtunately for them all…their Secret Service Agents own plenty. For the rest of us? meh….

  • NoFanofLibs

    Finland should have told them to use the SCHWARTZ

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Please tell me this is a parody.Please.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Someone has already made a brilliant parody:

  • rodlang

    SNL material??

  • cc

    looks an awful lot like Hands Up Don’t Shoot

  • Grumpy

    I admire the way she used minimal force (no pun)
    I’d have probably hurled him through a building or dropped a water tower on his head.

    Hey, can you use The Force to rip someone’s heart out of their chest?

    • Fingolfin

      Mace Windu used it to crush General Greivous’ chest armor, causing severe damage to his internal organs.

    • Knitwit

      Ala Kill Bill???

  • Please, god help us!

    If those triangle signs were installed inverted they just might encourage an undesirable interpretation.

  • Marvin Nelson

    The Force is strange in this one. What a load of socialist BS.

  • Seriously?

    I’m pretty sure this is satire. If it is not satire, than it is a sad example of just how out of step Europeans are with reality. The “universal hand signal for stop” does not mean the same thing in parts of the Middle East. In parts of the Middle East the hand signal used by the female actress means “hi, come on up.” Finnish women will be signaling Middle Eastern men to rape them.

  • Suzyqpie

    I find it odd that the authorities created this little piece of asininty and chose to do the filming in front of a graffiti wall. There had to be some subliminal message in that choice. Odd….
    Maybe they decided that the graffiti wall comports with the folly of the message.

  • Dan Abbett

    “The Force” is a farce, better to be fierce.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      While Preezy hits the links for his Fores.

      • Dan Abbett

        It ain’t easy being Preezy.

        • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

          Enough to turn you green?

    • MoxieLouise1

      That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife.

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

    Wow, an army of Finnish women would conquer the galaxy! Poor widdle feeble me, I’d just like to know where I can get a purse-size Light Saber.

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  • idalily

    This has to be from The Onion. It has to be. My mind can’t accept it any other way.

  • Denise429

    I’m done with this nonsense. I’m here to shoot and pepper spray rapists in the face. And I’m all out of pepper spray.

  • interestedobserver2

    “First, you must build a crude light saber…”

  • Gerry Geran

    She would be a lot more effective with a hockey stick. Finland, good hockey people.

  • nomorelies343

    How long until “rape is just their way of saying hello” ?

    • Petrucio14

      It is their way of gaining Muslim converts. Any woman raped by a Muslim man automatically becomes Muslim, haven’t you heard?

  • Mike Robinson

    Classic, classic progressivism. If I just wish hard enough I can make it happen. It’s the same strategy they employ on economics and health care.

  • Usual_Drain


  • Junk Mail

    Wow this is so incredibly sad. May as well be a white bunny surrounded by jackals.

  • Petrucio14

    They’re almost right. Women shouldn’t use the force, they should use force. Augmented with the appropriate weaponry wherever possible.

  • Trump Winning – Bullet2354

    A 9mm is so so so much more effective!

  • malclave

    Force = Mass x Acceleration

  • John Sutton

    Someone needs to take a still shot of this and PhotoShop a gun in her hand, and give the guy a deeper suntan, then send it back to Finland with a note that says, “Fixed your message for you.”

  • dabhidh

    It’s a good thing progressive Europeans have rejected traditional religion with all its superstitious nonsense. Things might get really silly otherwise.

  • AZfederalist

    “The Force”, to paraphrase someone from that entertainment genre, “Give me a good 9mm over some mythical thing like that”

  • ursafan40

    This is satire people.
    Commentary on the disarming of the population in Western Socialist nations at the very time assaults and rapes are rising.
    I won’t say due to the immigration of millions of culturally backward Muslims from nations with medieval cultures. That would be Islamaphobic.

  • ToyZebra

    Try a light saber. Or any other kind of sword.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    I’d advise using a .45 – but what do I know?

  • HappyJohn9

    This video actually made me laugh out loud. Trying to determine which is better:
    1. Finland’s “Use the Force”
    2. University of Colorado: “Urinate on your attacker”
    3. Joe Biden’s “Shoot a shot gun in the air”

    • Yup

      Liberalism is a mental disorder

  • Tim

    Why is the rapist white?

  • FMCharlotte

    Finnish government should allow its citizens to freely purchase firearms to defend themselves.

  • Porphyry

    Finnland erwache!