It seems that tonight is the night that Andy Borowitz, who is apparently famous for some reason, decided it was time for a breakdown. So, he compared the Koch brothers to the Egyptian army. ‘Cause, you know, that makes sense.
Twitter then successfully mocked the hell out of his stupidity.
They’re giving millions to charity? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 15, 2012
Openly train journalists? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) June 15, 2012
Driving has-been sitcom writers batshit? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) June 15, 2012
Legalizing drugs? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) June 15, 2012
Providing productive employment for 1000s? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here
— Dale Franks (@DaleFranks) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/NJFiorvento/status/213467187032236035
Giving unfunny a-holes a reason to bitch? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— Ken Brown (@K_P_Brown) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/rynemcclaren/status/213467327541424128
They are providing 1000s of private sector jobs? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch's do to it here.
— Rachael (@Miss_Wisconsin) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/NJFiorvento/status/213467516910047232
Being targeted and bullied by Obama?RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— EEEe (@EEElverhoy) June 15, 2012
Being the fodder of lame, lazy jokes? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— Peter Cook (@Slublog) June 15, 2012
Providing Red Cross disaster relief? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— Dale Franks (@DaleFranks) June 15, 2012
Hiring 40,000 people? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what Koch Bros do to it here
— Drew (@FigDrewton) June 15, 2012
Helping food producers? Creating new jobs? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt,the Army is doing to democracy what the Koch Brothers do to it here.
— MarkBruns (@MarkBruns) June 15, 2012
Fund the American Ballet Theater? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what Koch Bros do to it here
— Drew (@FigDrewton) June 15, 2012
Giving 1/100 the money Soros does? RT @BorowitzReport: In Egypt, the Army is doing to democracy what Koch Bros do to it here
— DANEgerus ن (@DANEgerus) June 15, 2012
Update: Borowitz has come to his senses and apologized for being a dumb ass.
https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/213467948092899328
Oh, no, wait. It was just another stupid “joke”.
