Twitter compiles its dream prom date

Posted at 9:47 pm on May 25, 2012 by Stephen G.

It’s prom time on Twitter! That, of course, means it’s time to fantasize about your #DreamPromDate. And while everybody knows most of these dreams will never come true, it’s always fun to let your mind wander.

#DreamPromDate tall, dark complected, blue eyed, nice body, mommy approved, doesn't party & get drunk, is a gentleman & respects me 🙂
— QUEEN GOTTI (@_gangstaBooty) May 26, 2012

#DreamPromDate channing tatum ! Yummm
— morgan Stanbury (@morgannprocterr) May 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/LoveTBSxO/status/205368832011927552

#DreamPromDate Cinderella, cmon if the worst that happens is losing a shoe I'm content!!
— Tom Cristino (@TomCristino44) May 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/DanielaSayWhat/status/206192195630411776

https://twitter.com/dominick_n/status/206192788495286272

#DreamPromDate somebody who owns a restaurant and will give me free food <3
— Husain Fatal (@__Husain) May 26, 2012

#DreamPromDate Brittney Snow, as long as I don't get killed like the last guy did
— Steven Wiegand (@ItsSteve74) May 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/claireohagan_/status/206192922004168704

#DreamPromDate Ryan Reynolds!! Take him to prom then marry him, that's my plan!!
— Scibs (@rachalemarie22) May 26, 2012

#DreamPromDate hmm anyone #lonelyboy
— Jacob (@jacobmarcoux) May 26, 2012

#DreamPromDate Gary the snail from spongebob.
— Dreamz ™ // (@88PhilipDowner) May 26, 2012

#DreamPromDate my boyfriend would be nice pls.
— TeeJay (@TimberlySays) May 26, 2012

Awwwww. Cute.

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