NRO contributor and Twitter raconteur Charles C. W. Cooke wondered aloud why someone thought he was a U.S. Senator. Fortunately, the Twitterati were eager to assist:
@charlescwcooke Was it because someone saw 75k in cash stuffed into your freezer?
— MTiller (@LadaMokusa) February 19, 2014
@charlescwcooke getting a BJ in front of a swank resturaunt?
— Zakn (@zakn) February 19, 2014
@charlescwcooke Did this take place in an airport lavatory?
— Blast Hardcheese (@claudeakinsmask) February 19, 2014
@charlescwcooke did you have your hands in someone else's pockets?
— WryMouth (@Wrymouth) February 19, 2014
@charlescwcooke Were you caught sleeping with a lobbyist or tapping your shoe in a Union Station bathroom?
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) February 19, 2014
https://twitter.com/Fritschner/statuses/436259008996192257
Charlie isn’t a U.S. Senator just yet, and by the prerequisites laid out here, it might be best that way.
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