After a long hard day of fending off the zombie apocalypse that resulted from the government shutdown, all some conservatives want to do is stay up until 3 in the morning and watch a well-earned episode of “Red Eye.” So you can imagine the horror when the show was bumped.

Viewer revolt!

https://twitter.com/NRightA/status/390373516177985536

https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/390373402948960257

Meanwhile …