The world was shocked when teeny bopper idol Justin Bieber was caught on tape shamelessly urinating into a mop bucket and cursing the name of Bill Clinton.
— Mosheh Oinounou (@Mosheh) July 11, 2013
With the news that Justin called to apologize to lovable Bubba, the world can go back to spinning.
— kelly mcgilvery (@kelegraph) July 11, 2013
only justin bieber can call bill clinton and apologize
— Ain ennes (@CrownTheBiebz) July 11, 2013
What's more depressing: Bieber can get Bill Clinton on the phone, or thanking him "alot" http://t.co/z0tSXnfkfu
— Maria Tallarico (@MariaTallarico) July 11, 2013
@dan_munz Bieber eruption
— Alex Howard (@digiphile) July 11, 2013
Any Bieber fans that may be suffering whiplash after adopting “F**k Bill Clinton!” as their mantra and having to make a rapid about-face may seek help from their local Obamacare provider.