We already know what Cher would like to do to the bodies of “old white men” who want to strike down Roe v. Wade.

But if the unhinged diva could turn back time? Why, she’d make sure (in all caps, natch) that this guy’s mom was “free to choose” abortion, even though he says he “would have been dead.”

Reminder: Cher’s mother came very close to aborting her.


Twitchy coverage of Cher’s all-caps rants