On slow news days, José Canseco comes to our rescue like a Cuban knight stuffed with steroids bringing a cornucopia of joy and hilarity to the denizens of twitter. Today is no different, as he experiences a freak out over who’s tweeting this stuff:

Given his past lapses of, shall we say, rational tweeting, can we really assume that he’s been hacked, or has he simply mixed bathsalts with the ‘roids?

Update, 9:19 p.m. ET:

We told you so!