Punny man! CBS’ Mark Knoller posts cute pic; Adds signature pun

Adorable photo. Oh, Mark Knoller! Never change. As Twitchy has reported, CBS’ Mark Knoller has quite the snarky sense of humor. He is also a fan of the pun. Pun-zing! Related: CBS News’ Mark Knoller thankful for CNN’s asteroid countdown clock; Earth spared Next DOJ target: Mark Knoller? Reporter jokes about taking a Wiffle ball […]

Snort! CBS’ Mark Knoller zings: ‘Obama back at WH … no skeet shooting today’

Zing! Last week, Knoller tweeted another skeet-related zinger when the Vogue magazine crew hit the White House. @d0gmah @RichardGrenell What the well-dressed skeet shooter is wearing? — Mark Knoller January 31, 2013 The CBS journalist is truly a Twitterer extraordinaire and is one of our favorites. Never change, Knoller. Related: CBS News reporter Mark […]

‘Knoller nails it!’ CBS journo slays with Hollywood-mocking Golden Globes snark

Grid-irony: CBS' Mark Knoller slams Gridiron Dinner; Where is the transparency, journalists? … Thursday morning was no exception as Knoller weighed in on the Golden Globe nominations with his signature deadpan snark. … CBS journo Mark Knoller's Twitter feed is always informative and entertaining…

Heh: CBS News' Mark Knoller reveals why he could never replace David Letterman

'Running out of stupid pet tricks': Mark Knoller lists top 10 reasons David Letterman is retiring … In fact, it sounds like he actually came out ahead … Now that Stephen Colbert's been named as David Letterman's "Late Show" successor, it looks like Mark Knoller won't be starting a late-night career anytime soon…

CBS News’ Mark Knoller sniffs out upside to empty stands at Orioles game

CBS News White House Correspondent Mark Knoller is keeping a "glass is half full" attitude about it … It will be the first time in history a Major League Baseball game will be played in front of completely empty stands. … Today's Baltimore Orioles game at Camden Yard is closed to the public due to an ongoing threat of riots…

Why won’t Mark Knoller ever be president? His Nerd Prom ‘attitude’ reveals answer

Mark Knoller: White House Correspondents' Dinner has become DC Golden Globes … But don't ask him to use the #NerdProm hashtag! … As Twitchy readers know, CBS News' Mark Knoller doesn't pull any punches when it comes to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, also known as Nerd Prom…

Lapdog laughs! Was this projected media timeline pitifully accurate?

Celeb White House pretty stoked about '#1 source of referrals' to Obamacare website … Actor D.B. Sweeney on Obama's 'Funny or Die' stunt: POTUS 'ill served by his advisers' … At least journo Mark Knoller pointed out a telling aspect of Zach Galifianakis' Obama interview: The fact that Galifianakis scored one and CBS News' Mark Knoller has not…

‘Saddest tweet of the month!’ Mark Knoller reveals telling aspect of Galifianakis’ Obama interview

Sigh. The embarrassment of a Tiger Beat president aside, CBS News' Mark Knoller then revealed a very telling aspect of the "interview" … Let's go to journo Mark Knoller's Twitter feed for the scoop. … Obama was "interviewed" by actor and comedian Zach Galifianakis?…

Mark Knoller: 1; TSA: 0 (Bonus: Biden, Whoopi Goldberg zinger-pic)

Whoopi Goldberg joins Joe Biden: Famous comedian shares Amtrak ride with 'The View' co-host [pic] … As Twitchy reported, Vice President Biden recently shared an Amtrak ride with "The View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg. … And so began journo Mark Knoller's TSA Twitter-rant on Sunday morning…

Mark Knoller recounts president’s year on the links

Investor's Business Daily reported that a weekend golf trip to Palm Springs in February cost $1. … This summer, he even took the rare step of inviting along three Democrat holdouts from Congress whose votes he needed to secure the Iran nuclear deal. … Before jumping on CBS News' Mark Knoller for trying to embarrass the president by reporting how many times he hit the golf course this year, keep in mind that Washington's unofficial statistician has kept track of all sorts of White House activities…