Think Oregon Sen. Jeff Merkley’s disappointed after his all-night filibuster against SCOTUS nominee Neil Gorsuch failed to prevent Republicans from deploying the nuclear option? It turns out “disappointed” would be an understatement; the guy is in full-blown despair mode:

Oh, the humanity! If only the good senator could’ve prevented this …

Indeed. Spare us, Senator. Before you sprain a tear duct or something.



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