You're going on a 7-hour road trip & have to take someone along. You have only two options to ride shotgun. Who do you pick?
— Brooke Rogers (@bkerogers) March 20, 2017
Announcement: Everyone who picked Mike is now being given a second chance to reconsider. https://t.co/8HnZpQdiPb
— Brooke Rogers (@bkerogers) March 21, 2017
Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch is very, very good at exposing Democratic assclownery. Mike Huckabee is … not.
Here’s what was apparently Huck’s best attempt to capitalize on Gorsuch’s success today:
Breaking News! Jimmy Dean Sausage Co will be renamed GORSUCH SAUSAGE because he's grinding up some Democrat Senators into PURE PORK SAUSAGE!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 21, 2017
.@GovMikeHuckabee how are these getting worse
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) March 21, 2017
Congratulations, Mike. You managed to make “Poop Dogg” look witty by comparison. And that’s no easy feat.
I dont understand this. https://t.co/KOtJmueSzt
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) March 21, 2017
I think I'm conservative b/c I'm a contrarian in a liberal place
If I was surrounded by people who thought this was clever I'd be a liberal https://t.co/LqawM9GbIR
— PoliMath (@politicalmath) March 21, 2017
there is a tiny scared and sad huckabee trying to eat himself out of the larger huckabee he's trapped inside https://t.co/R8oBYS7o1s
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) March 21, 2017
2. Do you mean "pork" legislatively? If so:
4. Why drag Jimmy Dean into this?
5. Are you okay, overall? https://t.co/Vp1IOMkEvB
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 21, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee You are not good at things.
— Kat Kinsman (@kittenwithawhip) March 21, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee do you have a laugh track at your house to help boost your ego?
— structured emphatics (@dynamicecstatic) March 21, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee You're one of the few people whose Twitter use is more embarrassing than Trump's
— Ian Fortey (@IanFortey) March 21, 2017
.@GovMikeHuckabee oh my god please pay someone who knows how to English good to write these – this is so painful
— sam carb (@samcorb) March 21, 2017
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) March 21, 2017
— Nas ? (@Nas0062) March 21, 2017
— FacePaulm Revere? (@facepaulmrevere) March 21, 2017
— timothy davis (@iamtimothydavis) March 21, 2017
I would like Russia to hack Mike Huckabee's phone/computer and make his jokes funny.
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) March 21, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee comedy is not your strength. What is that your actually good at again?
— Tone (@tonerockpr) March 21, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee I'd say stop it, but I am starting to think your terrible twitter jokes are all you'll end up being remembered for.
— David Landau (@poncejones) March 21, 2017
.@GovMikeHuckabee Seriously, these tweets need to stop. You're scaring the kids. pic.twitter.com/Aef9O7ixrC
— Kareim Oli. (@kareimoliphant) March 21, 2017
I want off this ride. https://t.co/mZw0CEdRd3
— David Edward (@_David_Edward) March 21, 2017
Knock it off. https://t.co/LRAwmd1VYf
— EricEEE (@EEElverhoy) March 21, 2017
Mike Huckabee is the actual worst at Twitter
— Colin Duffy (@TheRightDuff) March 21, 2017
Or at least, like, top five.
Hey @jack @support please suspend @GovMikeHuckabee he is destroying your #brand $twtr
— Tomy! Tomi! Tomé! (@ThatElJefe) March 21, 2017
In a single tweet, Mike Huckabee slams the Oscars and induces mass confusion about his colon
We dare you not to cringe at Mike Huckabee’s take on Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow
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