As Twitchy told you, the Washington Post is in full-blown freakout mode over Trump’s budget. And national correspondent Philip Bump is only too eager to add fuel to the fire:

“Fiction” being the operative word here.

This is serious stuff, you guys:

The first thing you notice when you wake up is that it’s cold.

It only gets better from there. We promise.

We can’t recall. We’re too cold to think straight.