Friggin’ Slate, man:

Writer Ben Mathis-Lilley thought this was pretty clever:

The following is a brief description, intended for insertion into Section 1(e) of the Presidential Executive Order on Protecting the Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry Into the United States, of some of the conditions in the United States that demonstrate why its white, male residents present an urgent security risk to the United States.

Because some acts of terrorism have been carried out by white males. Get it? Get it???

Really, if you go by the order’s own logic—that “it is the policy of the United States to protect its citizens from terrorist attacks,” and that nationals who “present heightened threats” should be excluded—this is the only logical course of action. We expect that President Trump and his advisers will thus amend Monday’s order as soon as they read this post.

It’s gonna be a loooooong four (or eight) years.