The big “Day Without a Woman” is fast approaching, but based on most of the buzz so far, it looks like it’s shaping up to be a colossal — and thoroughly mockable — bust.

For those of you who still wanna put on your marching shoes, though, Katie Pavlich has proposed an alternative:

Ooo … we like that idea much better!

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