Slow news day. Eh, CNN?

Twelve whole people.

We’re not going to post excerpts from the article here. Go click over and see it for yourself — it reads like some kind of heroic saga.

We will share this, though:

Awww … and after those 12 people put in all that effort! What a damn shame. Now it’s as if they were never there at all!

Seriously, though. This act of “resistance” is a big enough joke as it is. But for CNN to go out of its way to cover it? That’s just comedy gold, right there.

We eagerly await the next big scoop.

Let’s roll!