Former Obama senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer isn’t taking his old boss’ departure well. He’s so upset, in fact, that it seems to be altering his perception of reality:

Dan. Dan. You did not just say that.

In Dan’s defense, he doesn’t really know how to be anything else.

What a difference a (D) makes, huh?

Oh, and Dan, one last thing:

Ahem.

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