Well, if this isn’t just perfect:

Hey, it’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but still.

A participation trophy would be better.

Or a cookie. President Obama spent eight years in office, and in those eight years, he’s managed to dutifully serve himself very well. The public? Well, that’s debatable at best.

If anything, Secretary Carter deserves the medal. After all, when President Obama was too busy to be president, it was Secretary Carter who stepped up to the plate.

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