Boy, we really hit the jackpot when John Kerry became secretary of state.

Addressing the horrors in Syria this afternoon, Kerry had this to say:

And what are you gonna do about it, John? Draw another red line?

Don’t worry — it only gets better:

You don’t say!

His brilliance is the stuff legends are made of.

Oh.

Forget it. He’s rolling.

We’re sure Assad and Putin will get right on that.

Sometimes you’ve gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Sorry, Syria.