As Twitchy told you yesterday, electorally humiliated Sheriff Joe Arpaio claimed to be sitting on some major “new revelations” about President Obama’s birth certificate. Because evidently some inquiring minds still wanna know about this crap.

Today, Arpaio shared his findings at a press conference:

You just know this is gonna be good.

Teehee! OK, maybe Arpaio didn’t actually make that claim, but he did make this one:

What a dumb time to be alive.

You know, we really can’t say it any better than Arizona’s own Jon Gabriel. So we’ll just give him the last words, OK?

Nicely done.