— Todd Joseph McCarthy (@ToddJMcCarthy) December 7, 2016
— Brian Tester (@BrianLTester) December 7, 2016
Well, it seems Madonna’s gotten over her post-election trauma, at least temporarily. And we’re all better off for it.
Sorry, did we say “better off”? Because what we meant to say was “horribly nauseated”:
— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) December 7, 2016
I thought to myself, "what do I want to do tonight?" Watch a 58-year-old woman twerk. hehe. https://t.co/pq3u2KBwX8
— Dina Fraioli (@DinaFraioli) December 7, 2016
There are literally a million other things we would rather watch. Maybe even two million.
@TIME no thanks.
— Chris Mattox (@cmattox1976) December 7, 2016
@TIME No thank you.
— Eugene Sutherland (@tweety10873) December 7, 2016
@TIME I'm good, thanks.
— ∞ (@WorldSystemsBoi) December 7, 2016
@TIME no thanks, I rather have a root canal.
— Jason Billings (@SingleDallasGuy) December 7, 2016
@TIME no thank you. I would rather gauge my eyes out w/ a fork.
— Ellis (@hausofellis) December 7, 2016
@TIME I really think I'll just pass on seeing that. Projectile vomitting isn't on my schedule tonight.
— Ericrosswiksten (@EricRWiksten) December 7, 2016
@TIME No, oh no, oh god no. I think I just threw up a little.
— Kurly Q (@Kurly_Qs) December 7, 2016
@TIME I'll pass. Sounds disgusting.
— Jach Byrnes (@jachbyrnes) December 7, 2016