Sally Kohn really, really hopes we were all born yesterday:

Say what?

Oh.

We think it’s pretty safe to say that the answer’s no.

Or Solyndra:

Wonder what brought on Sally’s sudden aversion to wasted taxpayer funds. We just can’t imagine what’s changed!

C’mon, Sally. We know you’re a shameless liberal, but maybe once in a while at least try to appear intellectually consistent.