Donald Trump spoke today at the Carrier plant in Indianapolis, where he patted himself on the back for promising to effectively bail the company out and to punish American companies who attempt to ship jobs overseas. Why would he go out of his way to help a company like Carrier? The answer is simple:

Good Lord.

Evidently:

Sound familiar? It should:

Ha!

Seriously, though. If Trump’s incapable of knowing what he’s said or knowing what’s important without hearing it “on the news” first, then how is he more qualified than Obama on that front?

Yeah, this definitely bodes well.