We’ve had a few days to process what happened this week, but many of us are still pretty hungover. Enter evil genius — and national treasure Iowahawk — with some much-needed political hair of the dog:

We would never do any of those things — and neither should you. So please, sit back, relax, and drink in this tall glass of wisdom:

That was beautiful. Our government needs to be under the influence of him.

The hero America needs.