The election’s not over yet, but it’s never too early to start spinning a loss. Last night, facing the prospect of her hero Donald Trump getting demolished at the polls, Ann Coulter put forth the following scenario that would ensure a decisive Trump victory:

Hold up … what? Where to even begin with a statement like that?

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It’s worth noting that when conservative presidential hopeful Evan McMullin tweeted this over the weekend:

He was calling for a movement that harkens back to the best of conservatism. The kind of conservatism that appeals to all races and religions. The conservatism that embraces liberty and the values that have made this nation great. Coulter’s — and the alt-right’s — version of “conservatism” is one that is warped beyond recognition. Which version will you choose?