Never let it be said that we have no use for modern feminism. Turns out, it’s a great way to remind us how stupid things can be.

Ah, would that it were:

Please. Before you read any further, do yourself a favor and watch the handy video New York Magazine has put together to accompany this Very Important Piece of Journalism™. (UPDATE: The video appears to have vanished. Which is a cryin’ shame!)

You all know what this means, don’t you? Time for a remake:

We smell a blockbuster!

To be fair, if feminists didn’t complain, what would they do all day?

Hey, it’s a living!

We look forward to future brilliant feminist thinkpieces.

And we’ll leave you with a little perspective: