Quick, America! The FBI needs your help:

Well, gosh.

What could his purpose have been? These helpful folks have some theories:

Whoa, this mystery just got even deeper:

Pakistan, too, eh?

Well, he’s certainly gotten the Feds’ attention now!

That’s probably all it was. Still, the FBI should probably investigate. You know, just as a formality.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.