Gird your loins, folks:

This should be interesting. Well, maybe:


Probably not a bad idea.

Don’t be surprised.

She definitely hasn’t given us any reason to.

Don’t put it past her.



Wouldn’t you know it? Hillary’s got a clean bill of health:

More from ABC News:

In a statement released by the campaign, Clinton’s longtime physician, Dr. Lisa Bardack, who visited with Clinton at her home on Wednesday, says Clinton’s physical exam “was normal and she is in excellent mental condition.”

She adds that Clinton, who takes a handful of medications, including for her thyroid, is “recovering well with antibiotics and rest” and that “she continues to remain healthy and fit to serve as President of the United States. A statement released last summer said her “current medical conditions include hypothyroidism and seasonal pollen allergies.”

According to the statement released today, Clinton’s lab work was normal, she has a blood pressure of 100/70 and has had a normal mammogram and breast ultrasound.

You can read the full statement here:

So see? She’s in tip-top shape! She could probably lift a car! (Just don’t ask her to drive it.)