OK, this is getting ridiculous.

Bill Clinton would like to set the record straight, once and for all.

Well, technically, he said it’s happened “rarely.” Unfortunately, his definition of “rarely” seems less like ours and more like Newman’s:

What?

So now we’re back to dehydration? Rarely, on more than one occasion?

We thought her doctor said it was pneumonia.

Ha! It’s certainly very fitting.

Seriously, though. Not sure how any of this is supposed to help her, Bill.