— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) September 8, 2016
— Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) September 8, 2016
This may be the only thing about 2016 that actually makes sense:
— seth borenstein (@borenbears) September 8, 2016
More from the AP:
Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature after Obama.
[Thomas Platt, the retired biology professor who chose the name] says Baractrema obamai “are phenomenally incredibly resilient organisms.”
Resilience is only one of the qualities our president and the parasite share:
Parasites get a bad rap. Platt says this one reminds him of the president: “It’s long. It’s thin. And it’s cool as hell.”
Isn’t that nice?
Oh, I'm sure people won't use this as ammunition or anything https://t.co/B4XEBUkagH
— LOL Bike Lanes (@twkovach) September 8, 2016
What? Why on earth would they do a thing like that?
How appropriate. https://t.co/hUDJykWUlX
— John Rocco (@johnrocco2016) September 8, 2016
Insert joke here. https://t.co/56LY2acVIB
— Stephen Ohlemacher (@stephenatap) September 8, 2016