What a special night for Nancy Pelosi. “On-the-ground and online grassroots organization” MomsRising is rewarding Nancy Pelosi for her many years of advocating for abortion fighting for American mothers and kids:

Oh, squee!

Shhhh. Don’t talk about that. She’s getting a cape and everything!

They’re not joking, by the way. There really is a cape:

Oh, how fun!

Wow, that’s a lot of children. Planned Parenthood really dropped the ball there, eh, Nancy?

TMI, Nancy.

And it gets even better (and by “better,” we mean “worse”):

We’ve got nothin’.