Today’s the big day, guys: Apple’s pulling back the curtain on the iPhone 7.

Among the bells and whistles are these wireless “Air Pods” (which retail for a cool $159):

Now, Apple may think that everyone will love their Air Pods, but did they consider the Pods’ potential harmful side-effects? Like, say, reminding self-important HuffPo reporters of their most traumatic moments?


Poor Ryan J. Reilly will never live down “Rubber Bullet”-gate.

And you know what? That’s as it should be.

Better stay away from these, Ryan. Just to be safe.