Author Joyce Carol Oates doesn’t care much for guns. And that’s her prerogative. But if you’re gonna make an anti-gun argument and expect to be taken seriously, you’re gonna have to do a lot better than this:

What. Even. She elaborated. Sort of. We think. It didn’t really clear things up:

So … professors will give students better grades so they won’t get shot?

Oh, at least.

Tweeters gave Oates an A for creativity. For logic? Well, not so much.