Who says socialism sucks? Just look at how well it’s worked out for poster boy Bernie Sanders:

More from Vermont’s Seven Days:

The Burlington resident last week plopped down nearly $600,000 on a lakefront camp in North Hero.

Sanders’ new crib has four bedrooms and 500 feet of Lake Champlain beachfront on the east side of the island — facing Vermont, not New York. The Bern will keep his home in Burlington and use the new camp seasonally.

The Sanders also own a row house on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., and a house in Burlington’s New North End.

Well, well, well!

Three’s a nice number.


But seriously, though. Hate to break it to you, Bernie, but you’re doing it wrong.

It’s only fair, right?