@AlexMLeo @chrislhayes A @realDonaldTrump presidency will be a boon for migraine medication manufacturers.
— Brew California (@BrewCA) August 9, 2016
Donald Trump knows words. He has the best words.
Unfortunately, none of those words made it into this mess from just last year:
This is an actual Trump "sentence" https://t.co/w221Er7THY pic.twitter.com/Fs9qNC0EFc
— Alex Leo (@AlexMLeo) August 9, 2016
If your brain hurts, you’re not alone. Not by a long shot.
@RadioFreeTom @AlexMLeo I had to watch the supporting video. Yup, he said it. Word for word.
— Bob (@Bobsquestions) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @jbarro This literally hurts my head to read
— Sean (@BridgeTwnSmith) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @shaundakin this gave me a headache.
— Semhal Tekeste (@sdotekeste) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @CheriJacobus Reading that gave me a headache….
— Brian Pendergrass (@brianpendergras) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo got about halfway and then my head just… pic.twitter.com/hgobWqXrBH
— Scott Springer (@scott_springer) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @theotherjd Je-sus.
— Stina Sternberg (@StinaSternberg) August 9, 2016
….wut? https://t.co/eRbRSLEhwI
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo looking at this is triggering an anxiety attack
— Phoebe Lett (@phoebelett) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo for the love of all that's good… please don't post more "sentences." My eyes are bleeding.
— KeepCalmAnd (@DuckieOn) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @JoshCornfield That post gave me cancer. pic.twitter.com/NejEKvuqou
— Tony Annechino (@cobaltbluetony) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @CheriJacobus Trump rambles on like an uneducated idiot. I have no idea what he just said.
— Janice Greenwood (@JaniceG123) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo what the hell did I just read
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo #ManyPeopleAreSayingpic.twitter.com/wt6TOlkTxf
— Jose Schmoe AZ (@US_Citizen_Joe) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @chrislhayes This makes me want to rip my hair out #trump
— Jeremey (@illini_16) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @TheGingerarchy is my English not good enough or this just doesn't make any sense? I'm confused.
— Maracuyá. (@lizziecuya) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @chrislhayes WARNING! Reading this paragraph can cause motion sickness.
— Gail (@littlegee15) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo That is really disturbing. It's like a ping pong ball bouncing around in his brain, pinging thoughts at random.
— ImaginePeace (@JanFAdams) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @benshapiro holy shit. Wtf did i just read?
— Rob Detweiler (@RobBeefTacoD) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo What in the actual fuck is this guy talking about??
— Stevo (@St3v0_24) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo It's Proust on crack.
— Reaganesque (@TheReaganWay) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo my skull caved in just a little
— Bill Grayson (@theBillGrayson) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo if anything ever deserved a WTF that "sentence" does
— Wendy (@Wendyreads2live) August 9, 2016
@RadioFreeTom Trump's thought salad has been thoroughly tossed.
— Colette Baty (@my_bijutsu) August 9, 2016
@RadioFreeTom @AlexMLeo I have no idea what I just read.
— Wiśnia (@misscherryjones) August 9, 2016
@RadioFreeTom I just broke my reading comprehension.
— nancydrewa32 (@yourpotdealer) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @chrislhayes The Grand Finale of short circuiting. THIS should be one of Hillary's ads.
— MFBuckley (@mf_buckley) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo If I ever get jealous of my friends who cover politics, I'll just come back and read this a few times.
— Kat Stromquist (@kstromquist) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo imagine him in a war room briefing
— Jazzball (@L8816s) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @GreatDismal Are we -sure- he's a person and not a rubber mask over an animatronic bot fed by a markov chain?
— Keeper of Lore (@munin) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo pic.twitter.com/89kqI4Kkz0
— Joey Mccord (@therealjmccord) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo ugggghhhh, why did you do this to me? Now I need a whole box of Excedrin! :/
— Antonio Brucato (@antonio_brucato) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @_Orwell So that's what a sociopath with ADHD on speed sounds like. At least worth a chapter in somebody's abnormal psych book.
— Don Payne (@captpayne) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo in fairness… amphetamines are pretty awesome
— lieutenant winslow (@lt_winslow) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @OhioCoastie pic.twitter.com/3ZjHwQDEFV
— Ruthie the R.A.T. (@bothofus7) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @HerringWSJ When the molly hits & you get asked about nuclear weapons.
— Darius Soriano (@forumbluegold) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo The best sentences! Bigly smart!
— Rise Up (@Had2GoThere) August 9, 2016
Do not tell me that this man is emotionally stable. He cannot complete a single thought about anything but himself. https://t.co/tA1QdGR8nI
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo @SabrinaSiddiqui I wouldn't let the crazy lady at the laundromat string together that much gibberish without calling the police.
— Frankie the Goat (@spiderstumbled) August 9, 2016
This is like grabbing the first homeless guy you can find under a bridge embankment and running him for president https://t.co/Ye6ReUmEIy
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) August 9, 2016
This guy tried to make some sense of it:
@AlexMLeo i did my best to analyze this sentence. see attached. pic.twitter.com/QQjBiy2hxw
— John Jack O'Brien (@jackoapostrophe) August 9, 2016
Good effort. But some things are just beyond comprehension.
@AlexMLeo that asshat couldn't assemble a sentence with duct tape and super glue! Holy crap! Making Cogent Thoughts Great Again #NeverTrump
— Voting My Conscience (@RandyTWright) August 9, 2016
.@AlexMLeo @CheriJacobus My head hurts. Of all the people Donald Trump has offended, the English Language may be the most egregious of all.
— Michael Hallman (@hallmanreport) August 9, 2016
