It just wouldn’t be a day ending in “y” without Salon getting all bent out of shape about something:

OK, we’ll bite. How have the media failed female Olympians?

Oh no! Not that!

How can you ask them to calm down at a time like this? Don’t you realize how terrible this is for women?

Good Lord, Salon. Unknot those panties and get a grip already.

If only those female athletes were bragging about their abortions. No doubt Salon would be cool with the media trumpeting that.