@billclinton TOO EASY!!!
— Chris E. (@esparza1983) August 3, 2016
Today is apparently National Watermelon Day. Naturally, Bill Clinton wanted to get in on the celebration.
So this was his contribution:
Hillary says the first thing she ever heard me talk about was Arkansas watermelons. In honor of Nat’l Watermelon Day, I salute them again!
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) August 3, 2016
Arkansas watermelons, eh?
@billclinton zero self awareness
— Joods (@joods_quiff) August 3, 2016
@billclinton RIP your mentions
— S (@UCLAspencer44) August 3, 2016
Whatever you say, Bill.
@billclinton Is "watermelons" code for something? ?#BillClinton #WatermelonDay
— Michelle GI (@mlieva) August 3, 2016
@billclinton is that code for something else?
— Kem M (@KPM3553) August 3, 2016
Right. "Water" melons nudge nudge wink wink say no more. https://t.co/w1vk8amN6H
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) August 3, 2016
@billclinton I'm sure those were different melons you were talking about
— Buff Maloney (@bmaloney7861) August 3, 2016
@billclinton is that what you call breasts in Arkansas? Watermelons?
— Jay Smithy (@JaySmithy11) August 3, 2016
@billclinton she didn't know you meant boobs, did she??
— Jon Blumenthal (@JonBlumenthal) August 3, 2016
@billclinton "Look at the watermelons on her, Hill."
— Chris Lee (@therealRGLee) August 3, 2016
*mumbling* "Look at those melons" – @billclinton
"WHAT did you say?" – @HillaryClinton
"I said I love Arkansas watermelons, babe."— Taylor (@CamTayClark) August 3, 2016
@billclinton you weren't talking about fruit bill.
— liftman (@Lift_Consultant) August 3, 2016
Bill Clinton loves those melons. https://t.co/1UhQeizl29
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) August 3, 2016
@billclinton let it be known that Bill Clinton never met a melon he didn't like.
— Matt (@DontTreadOnMatt) August 3, 2016
@billclinton I heard you are a HUGE fan of melons!
— Kathy Gambino (@kkogrady) August 3, 2016
Bubba, if anyone has juggled a lot of watermelons, it's you! https://t.co/dYFl7MDG6S
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) August 3, 2016
You saluted them a lot when you were governor, apparently. https://t.co/c7Res0NYvo
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 3, 2016
#BimboEruptions https://t.co/c7Res0NYvo
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 3, 2016
Slick Willie is celebrating melons.
(I know, I’ll stop now) https://t.co/c7Res0NYvo
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 3, 2016
Oof.
When next year’s National Watermelon Day rolls around, maybe Bill should avoid tweeting about it. Just to be safe.
