TOO EASY!!!
— JustMe (@CtotheE83) August 3, 2016
Today is apparently National Watermelon Day. Naturally, Bill Clinton wanted to get in on the celebration.
So this was his contribution:
Hillary says the first thing she ever heard me talk about was Arkansas watermelons. In honor of Nat’l Watermelon Day, I salute them again!
— Bill Clinton (@BillClinton) August 3, 2016
Arkansas watermelons, eh?
zero self awareness
— Joods (@joods_quiff) August 3, 2016
RIP your mentions
— Spencer Stueve (@spencerstueve) August 3, 2016
Whatever you say, Bill.
https://twitter.com/mlieva/status/760968431357333506
https://twitter.com/KPM3553/status/760966608147718145
Right. "Water" melons nudge nudge wink wink say no more. https://t.co/w1vk8amN6H
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) August 3, 2016
I'm sure those were different melons you were talking about
— The B Malone former Esquire(Still under appeal) (@bmaloney7861) August 3, 2016
is that what you call breasts in Arkansas? Watermelons?
— J. U (@JaySmithy11) August 3, 2016
she didn't know you meant boobs, did she??
— Jon Blumenthal (@JonBlumenthal) August 3, 2016
"Look at the watermelons on her, Hill."
— DIZZINATOR #ALLCAPS (@StanleyCupYall) August 3, 2016
*mumbling* "Look at those melons" – @billclinton
"WHAT did you say?" – @HillaryClinton
"I said I love Arkansas watermelons, babe."— Taylor (@CamTayClark) August 3, 2016
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you weren't talking about fruit bill.
— liftman (@Lift_Consultant) August 3, 2016
Bill Clinton loves those melons. https://t.co/1UhQeizl29
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) August 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/DontTreadOnMatt/status/760972045798764548
I heard you are a HUGE fan of melons!
— Kathy Gambino (@kkogrady) August 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/760980695107928064
You saluted them a lot when you were governor, apparently. https://t.co/c7Res0NYvo
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 3, 2016
#BimboEruptions https://t.co/c7Res0NYvo
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 3, 2016
Slick Willie is celebrating melons.
(I know, I’ll stop now) https://t.co/c7Res0NYvo
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 3, 2016
Oof.
When next year’s National Watermelon Day rolls around, maybe Bill should avoid tweeting about it. Just to be safe.
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